Oh green pee, what is wrong with me,
come on come on come on what can it be?
this green pea, now I need a test
want it want it want it off my chest

I walked on over and asked her to dance
the horizontal mombo, unwrapped, what a chance
and early next morning, I saw the green pee
and I knew that she had a disease..

Oh green pee, what is wrong with me,
come on come on come on what can it be?
this green pea, now I need a test
want it want it want it off my chest

I called her on the phone, and I chewed off her ear
she gave me gonorrhea, now I'm cured, my pee's clear
I asked about the rash that went down to her knees,
she said she also thought that she gave me herpes

Oh green pee, what is wrong with me,
come on come on come on what can it be?
this green pea, now I need a test
want it want it want it off my chest

I went to the doctor, and asked him for help
he said to use my hand cream, and just do it myself
he said infections come and then infections they go
but this one's kinda permanent, I think you should know

Oh green pee, what is wrong with me,
come on come on come on what can it be?
this green pea, now I need a test
want it want it want it off my chest