the problems are all inside your house it seems to me
the answer is easy if you think real clean like me
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be clean
there must be fifty ways to need your scrubber

I know it's really not my habit to be rude (yeah right)
further more, I always clean my plate there's no left over food
but you need teaching so your life will now include
the fifty ways you need your scrubber
fifty ways you need your scrubber

loofah your back, jack
clean up your hands stan,
wash off your boy, roy,
and ward off disease
just give it a wash, tosh
you don't disinfect much,
just scrub for a while, kyle,
and listen to me

I said it greives me so to see you in such filth
if you're clean you could attract a little lover or a milf
and if you keep real slim she'll think you have a stilt
there must be fifty ways to need your scrubber

I think you really have to make some real amends
clean your underwear more often, and they won't smell like depends
those dirty habits should be monkeys and not mens'
there must e fifty ways to need your scrubber
fifty ways to need your scrubber

loofah your back, jack
clean up your hands stan,
wash off your boy, roy,
and ward off disease
just give it a wash, tosh
you don't disinfect much,
just scrub for a while, kyle,
and listen to me