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Song Parodies -> "Goin To Depends All The Time ( The Leaky Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Goin To The End Of The Line"
Original Performer:
Travelling Wilburys
Parody Song Title:
"Goin To Depends All The Time ( The Leaky Song)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
it's goes all night, dribblin down to your knees,
and it's not right, and you know it's not a disease,
I can't hold tight, but just like my best friend stan
I'd be all right, when I got depends on my can
you can lay around, and wait for the nurse to bring, (depends all the time)
waiting for someone to wipe up everything ( need depends all the time)
sit around and soak in bed, leak from your ring, ..maybe a diaper thing
it's goes all night, even if it don't feel wrong
and it's not right, sometimes it really smells strong
I can't hold tight, but I'm doin the best that I can
I'd be all right, as long as I use my hands...
maybe somewhere down the road aways ( use depends at the time)
you'll sit around and change your bed most every days ( not with depends)
maybe somewhere down the road when some doctor says..
seniors days
it's goes all night, I don't need to help it to pass
and it's not right, I need a little cork in the ass
I can't hold tight, now they got a solution that's fine
I'd be all right, I'm goin to depends all the time
don't have to be ashamed of the mess I've made ( need depends all the time)
look, it's just like lemon gatorade..(need depends all the time)
I'm distended, but that nurse she stayed, (new depends all the time)
till after the bed was made..
it's goes all night, I don't need to help it to pass
and it's not right, I need a little cork in the ass
I can't hold tight, now they got a solution that's fine
I'd be all right, I'm goin to depends all the time
it's goes all night, dribblin down to your knees,
and it's not right, and you know it's not a disease,
I can't hold tight, but just like my best friend stan
I'd be all right, when I got depends on my can
and it's not right, and you know it's not a disease,
I can't hold tight, but just like my best friend stan
I'd be all right, when I got depends on my can
you can lay around, and wait for the nurse to bring, (depends all the time)
waiting for someone to wipe up everything ( need depends all the time)
sit around and soak in bed, leak from your ring, ..maybe a diaper thing
it's goes all night, even if it don't feel wrong
and it's not right, sometimes it really smells strong
I can't hold tight, but I'm doin the best that I can
I'd be all right, as long as I use my hands...
maybe somewhere down the road aways ( use depends at the time)
you'll sit around and change your bed most every days ( not with depends)
maybe somewhere down the road when some doctor says..
seniors days
it's goes all night, I don't need to help it to pass
and it's not right, I need a little cork in the ass
I can't hold tight, now they got a solution that's fine
I'd be all right, I'm goin to depends all the time
don't have to be ashamed of the mess I've made ( need depends all the time)
look, it's just like lemon gatorade..(need depends all the time)
I'm distended, but that nurse she stayed, (new depends all the time)
till after the bed was made..
it's goes all night, I don't need to help it to pass
and it's not right, I need a little cork in the ass
I can't hold tight, now they got a solution that's fine
I'd be all right, I'm goin to depends all the time
it's goes all night, dribblin down to your knees,
and it's not right, and you know it's not a disease,
I can't hold tight, but just like my best friend stan
I'd be all right, when I got depends on my can
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A little runny, but a good read.
How good is Malcolm?
Depends.
I picked the last comment when I came on for an answer to you all.. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR HELPING ME, WRITING TO ME, JUDGING ME, ENCOURAGING ME, AND TELLING ME WHEN I SUCK AND WHEN I DON'T!!! My daughter has just joined the race for 2000, and she has a sense of humour like mine.. Wild, Diva, Mewr, Pips, Michael, Brothio florios....my queen Royce.. Guy, Johnny, Melhi, Sync, Ghetto, Melhi.. the spindlers now.. you guys are all awesome and when I see the masterpieces you guys write, I shudder to think except for pure volume, (which creates a gem or two here and there) that I wouldn't have a chance against Most of you one on one.. ChuckyG thank you thank you thank you you put up with me on Whatfreaks, and here.. cut me a lot of slack with discretion, and you are amazing.. you guys are one of the few sites I visit on the net nowadays.. thank you all... I'm gonna take a break for a day or two, then start the march to 2000... remember, it's been seven months since I started.. the next 1000 will be at least a year thanks again one and all for your support Malcolm
and Mer, sorry I just called you mewr.. my typos will never end.. lol
Glad to see you are taking a rest. You deserve some R & R ! If I wrote that many parodies in such a short time, I'd be a ZOMBIE! And Heather best of luck from Diva & Me!
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