McCaulay was a kid in east L.A.
took him to my bed so we could play,
a grapple here, a smartie there,
he was smooth, and had no hair, he said
hey there, take a shot at the child side
I mean why not? take a shot at a child ride..

candy canes laced with drugs were a favourite
in the bedroom, they could help obtain it
but I never lost my head
even when I was licking head
and the little lovers go
goo goo goo goo goo goo goo........

LAPD came in to test the sheets
hoping DNA would prove I'm a freak
pied piper they would follow, a little wine, and then go go go
those kids.....
hey there, take a shot at the child side
I mean why not? take a shot at a child ride..

now they took all my mags away,
porno films, wine so we could play..
always knew I would burn and crash,
paid the last one off with cash, I say
hey there, take a shot at the child side
I mean why not? take a shot at a child ride..
and the little kids goo goo goo goo go goo goo goo