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Song Parodies -> "A Lady Of Danger (the Candy Cane Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Away In A Manger"
Original Performer:
Traditional Christmas
Parody Song Title:
"A Lady Of Danger (the Candy Cane Song)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
a lady of danger, ten bucks buys her bed,
she offered to please us, I looked on with dread
the tens in my wallet, screamed out go for it
as I just acceded and went in for a bit
the lady was blowing, the candles went out,
the darkness upon us, she took my thing out
she handled it nicely, and placed near her head
that little hard thing that I brought to her bed
her lips curled around it, she's moaning, oh man,
and soon then thereafter, the drooling began
I said suck it nicely, make it last, with no pain,
and so she licked quickly my sugar treat cane
there.. how many of you thought it was something else????
she offered to please us, I looked on with dread
the tens in my wallet, screamed out go for it
as I just acceded and went in for a bit
the lady was blowing, the candles went out,
the darkness upon us, she took my thing out
she handled it nicely, and placed near her head
that little hard thing that I brought to her bed
her lips curled around it, she's moaning, oh man,
and soon then thereafter, the drooling began
I said suck it nicely, make it last, with no pain,
and so she licked quickly my sugar treat cane
there.. how many of you thought it was something else????
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Haha, good job! As I was reading the first & second verses, I thought I knew where this was going, but reading the third verse, something told me, from the title, that this wasn't going to end how I thought it would haha! But yeah, again, good job.
Real funny stuff, with a sweet ending
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