Pilsener brings me happiness
I onol drink the best
it's the hoppiness that matters most of all
but if I ever fall apart,
if a beerdrop ever starts,
I'll despair before the next beerdrop falls

though it's sad to spill, I know
I though you should know
that I'll catch drips too, if ever they should fall
and if I should spill some beer,
I'll be sad, yes you'll hear...
that I'll despair as though the next teardrop falls

I'm drinkin all the time
I have three by my side
to slug away
every beerdrop that I've tried
and I'm having Labatt's blue
and remember, pour me two
for I'll despair if even one small beerdrop falls
for I'll despair if even one small beerdrop falls