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Song Parodies -> "I Entered The Gay Pride Open"
Original Song Title:
"Into The Great Wide Open"
Original Performer:
Tom Petty
Parody Song Title:
"I Entered The Gay Pride Open"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
the ultimate golf tournament I entered by mistake...where everyone offers to kiss your putter
my friend eddie said that I was a fool
he liked to golf, work out, and swim in the pool
he said to come and use their cool pool
I entered the gay pride open
he said there's prizes and amazing awards.
he didn't tell me they all swallowed some swords
there were so many fairies now come in hordes,
this was something I never knew
entered the gay pride open
something I never knew
entered the gay pride open
nothing that I could do
the starter lines you up when he calls,
he asks for luck if he can kiss your white balls
and for this purpose they erected some stalls
but that's past my limit
they put their balls upon these little white tees
they learned to golf when they are down on their knees
the gallery is always offering and willing to "please"
this was the gay pride open
entered the gay pride open
something I never knew
entered the gay pride open
nothing that I could do
they danced around for pars, like minnie miniver
I tried my best to escape, and be a survivor
I fainted when some guy said can I grab your "driver"
this was the gay pride open
it ended up, that I won the low score
I was shocked but took the prizes they bore
it was a jar of cream for raw saddlesores,
this was the gay pride open
entered the gay pride open
something I never knew
entered the gay pride open
nothing that I could do
he liked to golf, work out, and swim in the pool
he said to come and use their cool pool
I entered the gay pride open
he said there's prizes and amazing awards.
he didn't tell me they all swallowed some swords
there were so many fairies now come in hordes,
this was something I never knew
entered the gay pride open
something I never knew
entered the gay pride open
nothing that I could do
the starter lines you up when he calls,
he asks for luck if he can kiss your white balls
and for this purpose they erected some stalls
but that's past my limit
they put their balls upon these little white tees
they learned to golf when they are down on their knees
the gallery is always offering and willing to "please"
this was the gay pride open
entered the gay pride open
something I never knew
entered the gay pride open
nothing that I could do
they danced around for pars, like minnie miniver
I tried my best to escape, and be a survivor
I fainted when some guy said can I grab your "driver"
this was the gay pride open
it ended up, that I won the low score
I was shocked but took the prizes they bore
it was a jar of cream for raw saddlesores,
this was the gay pride open
entered the gay pride open
something I never knew
entered the gay pride open
nothing that I could do
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Malcolm, there's no amount of rehab that's gonna save ya! I laughed at this and felt my face get reddddd
hahaha
this is the funniest one on the site
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