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Song Parodies -> "Celery"

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Original Performer:

The Monkees

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Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

there's a food I know that makes me feel so good,
but I never eat the sproutive, even though I should,
they call it celery
and some love celery

it's always cut in sections, and comes with many things
but it really puts me off my suicide style wings..
they call it celery
and some love celery

celery I don't love celery
celery I don't want celery

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 2

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TJC - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Sproutive? I love celery (neologisms, that is!)
The Charnstar - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
That's blaspheming right there... I love Celery... 5-5-5 anyway, but I'm lettin you off light

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