Chandra lies in a little pine box
while press and media they talk
I'm still free, and I soldier on
but one by one, they all move on
now my wife, says she cares
hide that stuff, forensic hairs
need my men, to let me by..
99 gruff baboons push by..

99 gruff baboons
push aside and let me by
secret service on alert
there's nothing here
check someone else
condit says he's not the guy
as 99 gruff baboons go by

99 protectors meet
give me room upon the street
I worry worry super scurry
call the press out in a hurry
is she shot, or was she hung
will he lie to connie Chung?
be an intern you will die
as 99 gruff baboons go by


99 agents I have had
and every one a gruff baboon
it's all over and I'm standing pretty
sorry chandra, it's tough titty
if I could find a souvenier
just to prove that she was here
and listen to my gruff baboons
forget it soon.. and let it go........