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Song Parodies -> "What We've Agreed Upon"
Original Song Title:
"Margaritaville"
Original Performer:
Jimmy Buffet
Parody Song Title:
"What We've Agreed Upon"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
HARRISBURG, Pa. - A state appeals court ruled that a verbal agreement between a woman and her sperm donor was invalid, and ordered the man to pay child support for the woman's twins. The three-judge panel ruled Thursday that the deal between Joel McKiernan and Ivonne Ferguson — in which McKiernan donated his sperm and would not be obligated to pay any support — was unenforceable because of "legal, equitable and moral principles."
fillin a test tube, lookin at bare boobs,
fill this beaker, with parental oil..
playing with my thing, donate the sperm thing,
germination, just like in soil
askin the court to save what we've agreed upon,
searchin for my lost wallet and cash
now people say that there's a woman to blame,
and I know, it's that sperm clinic's fault
don't know the reason, they preserve it by freezin,
thought the warm ones, did it the best,
used a new baster, I guess they paced her,
I am paying as she fills up her nest
askin the court to save what we've agreed upon,
searchin for my lost wallet and cash
now people say that there's a woman to blame,
and I know, it's that sperm clinic's fault
I was in the kitchen, I heard her bitchin,
tell that donor to come hurry on
release me a nova, a singular ova
baste it up, now hey doctor come on
askin the court to save what we've agreed upon,
searchin for my lost wallet and cash
now people say that there's a woman to blame,
and I know, it's that sperm clinic's fault
fill this beaker, with parental oil..
playing with my thing, donate the sperm thing,
germination, just like in soil
askin the court to save what we've agreed upon,
searchin for my lost wallet and cash
now people say that there's a woman to blame,
and I know, it's that sperm clinic's fault
don't know the reason, they preserve it by freezin,
thought the warm ones, did it the best,
used a new baster, I guess they paced her,
I am paying as she fills up her nest
askin the court to save what we've agreed upon,
searchin for my lost wallet and cash
now people say that there's a woman to blame,
and I know, it's that sperm clinic's fault
I was in the kitchen, I heard her bitchin,
tell that donor to come hurry on
release me a nova, a singular ova
baste it up, now hey doctor come on
askin the court to save what we've agreed upon,
searchin for my lost wallet and cash
now people say that there's a woman to blame,
and I know, it's that sperm clinic's fault
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"thought the warm ones, did it the best" was a line that stood out. Or should that be stuck in? :-)
5s, and no deduction for using plural "ova" for singular "ovum," which wouldn't have rhymed.
Bravo, Malcolm, bravo!
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