there's a black man, with a black ass,
dumpin out what looks like wood,
he's got liver spots, makin all his dumps hard,
lord he thinks, he got it so good

and there's a woman, she is bitchin,
listenin for the plop,
and he says to her darlin, I remember when
you could clog this drop

ahh but aint that america,
pooh and pee,
aint that america,
too deep to see,
ain't that america,
colon's now free, yeah
little stink houses for you and me
for you and me

there's a young man, in a t-shirt,
sittin there with some great big patience
he had greasy fries, and greasy dogs,
he says lord, thanks for no constipation
cause they told me, when I was younger,
boy you gonna need laxatives
but just like everyone else
those dumpas kinda came and went

ahh but aint that america,
pooh and pee,
aint that america,
too deep to see,
ain't that america,
colon's now free, yeah
little stink houses for you and me
for you and me

well there's people, yeah some people
oh how they go go go
they can dump in some high rise
but the frustration makes them all go-o-oo
and there's spinners, and there's loose ones
they all wipe so clean
and the simple ones baby,
are the ones that spill, and spill,
and thrill

ahh but aint that america,
pooh and pee,
aint that america,
too deep to see,
ain't that america,
colon's now free, yeah
little stink houses for you and me
for you and me