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Song Parodies -> "I'm Happy If You Lance These Two ( The Boil Song)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Happy Just To Dance With You"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Happy If You Lance These Two ( The Boil Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

get a visual on this one.. I dare ya..lol
before this lance goes through,
I should be warning you,
I'll be leaking when you're sticking me..

they're all red and have two heads of white,
and I couldn't sleep on them last night
take that scalpel, and just jab it right on through
I'll be happy if you lance these two

they have made the skin all sore and tight,
they are boils, not zits, I know I'm right
and the only thing I need for you to do
is to be a pal and lance these two

if you lance these two ( oh oh)
is my next doctor's need,
and if you lance these two,
they will drain out the goo,
and I'm happy healthy medically

I'm just glad they're hidden from most folk,
get a needle and give them a poke
they will bleed and gush and it is not a joke
please get at it and give help to me

if you lance these two ( oh oh)
is my next doctor's need,
and if you lance these two,
they will drain out goo,
and I'm happy healthy medically

they're all red and have two heads of white,
and I couldn't sleep on them last night
take that scalpel, and just jab it right on through
I'll be happy if you lance these two
cause I need you just to lance these two
I'll be happy if that's what you'll do

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