I used to work at the grocery store,
bring her my pennies for wages
one day I saw a big note on the door,
she said to keep out it's contagious
all the coughing to hard can make you hack hack hackk hack
she should be cured by now
I want the house, she can go smoke crack
it's time to turn over new pages

and it seemed such a waste of time,
yeah she had guys, I soon found out
always her legs facin up,
so I threw her out
yeah I threw her out mm mm mm

she should never think I wouldn't mi-mi-mi-mind
she's such a stupid cow
she can play loosey bitch on her own good time
and she won't get no alimony
yeah and that's what she had in mind,
yeah that's it, 'cause she gave it out
mamma if that's not kept for mine,
throw her out
mm throw her out

sergeant o'leary was pumping a beat,
at night when I was a bartender
he'd start to kiss her ears then he'd stop at her feet,
then go back to where she was tender
now he's got my lady and he's cra-cra-cra crack cra cracked,
he aughta know that cow
I hope he's got room, I won't take her back
I think she is just a hind-ender

and it seemed such a waste of time,
yeah she had guys, I soon found out
always her legs facin up,
so I threw her out
yeah I threw her out mm mm mm