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Song Parodies -> "If I Was The Governor"
Original Song Title:
"If I Had A Hammer"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Trini Lopez
Parody Song Title:
"If I Was The Governor"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
"If I was the governor, I'd govern in the morning
I'd govern every evenin, all over this land
I'd govern over danger, I'd govern with a warning
about love between our brothers and our sisters,
as I govern this land"
"if I had a grasp
I'd grasp you in the morning
i'd grasp you as you're leaving
all with a groping hand
i'd grip you in a manger
and grope you in the morning
come on love between
a gov'nor and the sisters,
all over this land"
"is it very wrong?
what I did in the morning?
did I grab you in the evening?
did I use my hands?"
are ladies now in danger?
so ladies take a warning,
he's talkin about love between
a gov'nor and the sisters,
all over the land
"If I was the governor, I'd govern in the morning
I'd govern every evenin, all over this land
I'd govern over danger, I'd govern with a warning
about love between our brothers and our sisters,
as I govern this land"
I'd govern every evenin, all over this land
I'd govern over danger, I'd govern with a warning
about love between our brothers and our sisters,
as I govern this land"
"if I had a grasp
I'd grasp you in the morning
i'd grasp you as you're leaving
all with a groping hand
i'd grip you in a manger
and grope you in the morning
come on love between
a gov'nor and the sisters,
all over this land"
"is it very wrong?
what I did in the morning?
did I grab you in the evening?
did I use my hands?"
are ladies now in danger?
so ladies take a warning,
he's talkin about love between
a gov'nor and the sisters,
all over the land
"If I was the governor, I'd govern in the morning
I'd govern every evenin, all over this land
I'd govern over danger, I'd govern with a warning
about love between our brothers and our sisters,
as I govern this land"
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"If I had a grasp..." Now we'll see: Arnold has no grasp of the issues.
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