Song Parodies -> "Still I Love Her"

Original Song Title:

"And I Love Her"

Original Performer:

"Still I Love Her"

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The Lyrics

I tell her to shut up,
it's all I do
her lips just flap and flup
her teeth move too,
still I love her...
she gives me bad migraines
help medically,
but she unclogs the drains,
she's bad to me...
still I love her..

a love like this, should make me die
as long as I am her husband
our house it never shines,
dust everyhere...
but there's romantic times,
I stroke her hair,
still I love her...

our house it never shines,
dust everyhere...
but there's romantic times,
I stroke her hair,
still I love her...

we take joint showers,
these ties that bind,
I always find,
her endearing

our house it never shines,
dust everyhere...
but there's romantic times,
I stroke her hair,
still I love her...

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Michael Pacholek - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment

I was gonna say it sounds like Arwen is cheating on me... but, somehow, I get the idea that she would never allow dust to pile up.

malcolm higgins - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment

is there a piccy of the lovely Arwen anywhere? after meeting Wildman and Diva in Florida on their Chopper,and seeing a few folks here, I read many wonderful things about her.. Royce is a fox too.. btw

Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment

She says she's a blonde, has a "smokin' bod," and, compared to her "namesake," Liv Tyler, "I'm way hotter." Her words. Beyond that... I can only imagine. I'll have to, Mal: You're too busy thinking up new, shall we say, games to play with Merry and/or Pippin!

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