you say her ass is fat,
you'll have to move twice,
you treat her rude and cold,
she's had better dates with guys
you turn the music up loud,
say "you don't look very nice"
can I just leave you home?
she's had better dates with guys

and you tease her, to unease her,
say she's fat, and that won't please her,
she's enormous, but she knows just what it
takes for god to form us,
she's got big fat mountainous thighs,
she's had.. better dates with guys

you want to see her home,
say hey that shirt's tight
you think she gnaws on bones,
she's had better dates with guys
she took a gamble on me
thought I was corny bit nice
and her feelings now ring true,
she's had better dates with guys

and she knows you, never blows you
as the tabloids now expose you
I'm disgusting, but she knows if she is
honest and so trusting,
maybe I'll be a nice guy,
she's had better dates with guys

and you tease her, to unease her,
say she's fat, and that won't please her,
she's enormous, but she knows just what it
takes for god to form us,
she's got big fat mountainous thighs,
she's had.. better dates with guys