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Song Parodies -> "Viagra"

Original Song Title:

"Diana"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Anka

Parody Song Title:

"Viagra"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I was young, now I'm so old,
this my darling, I've been told
I know now what I will need,
small blue pills and smoke some weed,
then I will be long and straight,
and my love, we'll both be great,
oh please, work for me, viagra

pills I take when you come home,
darling, lover, now I'm zoned
I love you, and you love me
now I'm turgid medically
I just hope my poor old heart
can stand this pill's love jump start
oh please work for me, viagra

oh my darling, oh my lover,
in Tennessee, I'd do your mother
I love you with all my heart

Oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
only you can have this part
Only you can tear me apart
when you hold me in your lovin arms,
I can feel you giving me no harm
I just hope my poor old heart
can stand this pill's love jump start
oh please work for me, viagra

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Red Ant - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Haven't heard TOS in a while, but this paces quite well. "pills" as in MORE THAN ONE?! OMG, you're gonna die trying. :) 555
John Barry - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
It had to be done--you did it. 5s.
Airfarcewon - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I like the old songs, too...You might say I come from The Old Music ..School...Never been a very big fan of Anka's...But I can relate to "The Big V" and you did a good snappy job, here...5 tripled
Johnny D - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Good ol' Paul Chancre!
MasonR - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Ahhh, singin' the Viagra blues again! 555, and, uh, keep it up! (Have you seen my Viagra parody? http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeachboys70.shtml)
Michael Pacholek - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Gives a whole new meaning to "Say hello to my little friend." Five extra inches.

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