thank god for hairy gentlemen,
they come in for a shave,
and we will even do their butts,
if they are well behaved
we ask them firts to take a shower,
wash the dags away,
and then we will make them look like boys
little wee boys,
and then we will shave them till they look like boys..

I still remember vividly,
the lesbos came to share
and asked us quite politely
to make their beaver bare
and in that wee back room, was born
a naughty hairless pair

fear not, then said the barber,
we'll trim you up just right
and we might even save ya
a razor burn tonight
just lie right there and trust in me
I'll shave this thing just right

I can't remember faces,
not every single soul,
I can't recall the names of
each and every pole
I think it's quite disgusting
I just remember holes

thank god for hairy gentlemen,
they come in for a shave,
and we will even do their butts,
if they are well behaved
we ask them firts to take a shower,
wash the dags away,
and then we will make them look like boys
little wee boys,
and then we will shave them till they look like boys..