Song Parodies -> "Merry Did A Bad Bad Thing"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing"

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Original Performer:

"Merry Did A Bad Bad Thing"

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The Lyrics

maybe the closest I ever came to revealing myself as the T2N writer.. I don't think anyone wrote more parodies about the gender of the Hobbits than I

Merry did a bad bad thing
Merry did a bad bad thing

poor Billy he loves her so much I think his little heart is gonna break
in two
(at least I think so)
I think I'll try to rhyme with florio to get her back for you
( at least I think so)
the only thing that rhymes with florio is oreo at least my dictionary says

Merry did a bad bad thing
Merry did a bad bad thing
Merry did a bad bad thing
Merry did a bad bad thing ( and is she lying?)

you every try to write a tune most every night you're writing about the one you love?
(my little florio)
you ever realise it's make believe that Merry and Pippin are guys in love?
( I didn't think so)
you ever pray with all your heart and soul, as they take your dreams away?

Merry did a bad bad thing
Merry did a bad bad thing
Merry did a bad bad thing
Merry did a bad bad thing ( and is he/she lying?)

ooh ooh oohh oo a he/she lying?
a he/she lying?
ooh ooh oohh oo a he/she lying?
a he/she lying?

Merry did a bad bad thing
Merry did a bad bad thing

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TJC - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Nicely written and funny... esp. for the intended target(s)... but... I found it a bit disingenderous....

Michael Pacholek - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment

You've still got a thing for Merry and/or Pippin? What a drag! Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man, but I know what I am, I'm glad I read this parody, and (I'm guessing) so are Merry and Pippin.

Poopie - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Malky did a bad bad thing...he put this in 70s when it should've been 90s. Malkom, I like your parodies and all, but why don't you file 'em all under Misc like you used to?

malcolm higgins - October 15, 2006 - Report this comment

you know what poopie? I think I will thanks for the idea.. nice to see yu here again. makes me want t write more scat parodies

Poopie - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Good idea, because I'd rather see more toilet parodies than misdecaded ones. I liked it when you were filing everything under miscellany.

Meriadoc - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment

Malcolm, I missed these couple, thanks for making me laugh again! ;-D

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