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Song Parodies -> "That Ain't A Dame"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't That A Shame"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fats Domino

Parody Song Title:

"That Ain't A Dame"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

for Jules... with CAPITALS
It made me cry
when I kissed a guy
that ain't a dame
my tears came again
that ain't a dame
now I'm not the same

How did it start?
dressed like a tart
that guy's a dame
I felt such disdain
I was the one to blame

Hid well, a guy
he made me cry
made me insane
I'm fooled just the same
that guy's a dame
and now my life has waned

How did it start?
dressed like a tart
that guy's a dame
I felt such disdain
I was the one to blame

Hid well, a guy
he made me cry
made me insane
I'm fooled just the same
that guy's a dame
and now my life has waned

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 13

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Michael Pacholek - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Now this is the Malcolm Higgins we all know and lo... well, respect, anyway.
Jim Rotondo - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
What a drag, three 5's though. I cringed the other night when Steve Carrel kissed the Rock at the end of the Get Smart movie......nice job here though M.
Mark Scotti - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL!!! The Crying Game's theme song! Dragging you out fives...
Higgins Is Funny Today =) - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I've greatly disliked your hateful, one sided political parodies, but here, you definitely prove you can write very funny parodies, which is what parodies should always be...funny and enjoyable for all. I hope you do more like this. All 5's.
John Barry - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Laughed my dress off!
McKludge - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Could have used a bit more variation in the verses instead of repeating them, but funny nonetheless.
Leo Keough - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
The Adam's apple is always a dead givaway...funny!!!...555!!!
Jules - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
[clapclapclapclap]
malcoolm - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Guys.. and gals.. **not bowing in case he swings in behind me..**
rob - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . even a lowly tent dwelling sod like me will applaude along with those whom appreciate this. THIS is why this guy is Gawwd. nice to view total lunacy that we all love
Spoof-Man - May 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I laphed so hard...LOVE IT!!
UnKnownVO - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord HiGUNs, Le Duc au Sex-On-Knee, be advised that our dear Andria, might just be an Andro . . . ! Careful sir, as you do have a "his"tory of not guessing the "plumbing" correctly !

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