If I smell when I'm with you,
would you tell me, oh would you,
and help me, sanitize
cause I've smelled like this before,
but I tried to stop this more
I 've got active glands

if I lit a fart, near you,
It must smell poor,
cause my smelly farts sure do
they're ugly, that's for sure

I'm disgusting too, oh please,
don't run and hide,
if I subside near you, oh please,
I'm just rank inside, I'm hurt..
and my colon has to drain,
and I would be sad if the next one.. caused you pain..


so I hope you'll see that I
would love to stop
but my gas inside
just has to come out soon..
and I'll smell when I'm with you