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Song Parodies -> "Like A Strolling Ho"

Original Song Title:

"Like A Rolling Stone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Like A Strolling Ho"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

once upon a time, you looked so fine,
and your bum was prime, in your time.. is it true?
people paid for real good lays.. a booty call
and some were just diggin' you
you used to laugh about it
cash that they were payin out
now you don't walk so proud
wrinkles when your skin peeps out
and now you do a trick for a good hot meal

how does it feel?
to be so far gone?
and so all alone
like a strollin ho?

you used to lay out rules, now you're just homely
and now you only get used and you're used to it
now you're old and ugly spend your night on the street
grab a little box to drink, and there's juice in it
you say you always get the guys
you're a wrinkly clamp and now you realize
need a sample to analyse
because the amount of dna from guys
and how do you feel?

how does it feel?
to be so far gone?
and so all alone
like a strollin ho?

oh you never heard the groans and frowns
of the married clowns as the did their tricks on you
you never understood that it aint no good
you shouldn't let bad people get their kicks on you
you used to look so nice, with that frill lace hat
now you're old and cheap and kinda fat
and no more can you be all of that
when you aint where it's at
you so ugly now, it's unreeeeeeaalll

how does it feel?
to be so far gone?
and so all alone
like a strollin ho?

hid behind the steeple, that's where you did your people
and you drinkin, thinkin, your money's made
'cept what you give your pimps
you better hide your diamond ring, or go pawn it babe
you look so bad, and so used
a napoleon in rags, but it's what you choose
pimp daddy calli you can't refuse
he leave you nothin, 'cept your cheap shoes
you're empty now, you got nothin you can't feeeeeeeeeel

how does it feel?
to be so far gone?
and so all alone
like a strollin ho?

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Royce Miller - September 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job, Malcolm.

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