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Song Parodies -> "Can We Do It Frequently?"
Original Song Title:
"Memphis Tennessee"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Chuck Berry
Parody Song Title:
"Can We Do It Frequently?"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
please give me your position, on our love life that you see
strictly speaking, will you tell if there's something more than you and me?
I really need to know if it's a woman or a man
or if it is a beast so I can kick your stupid can
some people need it weekly, but I need more love than that
a little more than tigers not as often as a bat
so can we please discuss this, just how much is good for me?
several times a week I think, can we do it frequently?
remember that it takes just several minuutes to be done
and it's just right for me, although you never have such fun
I've always been so hurried, and they say there is no cure
it's causing you frustration, when my thing is premature
so let me try again, my sweet, let me kiss you on the neck
and in the light of morning you will still have my respect
we'll get into a rhythm, baby, a-one-a-two-a-three
if this feels much better can we do it frequently?
strictly speaking, will you tell if there's something more than you and me?
I really need to know if it's a woman or a man
or if it is a beast so I can kick your stupid can
some people need it weekly, but I need more love than that
a little more than tigers not as often as a bat
so can we please discuss this, just how much is good for me?
several times a week I think, can we do it frequently?
remember that it takes just several minuutes to be done
and it's just right for me, although you never have such fun
I've always been so hurried, and they say there is no cure
it's causing you frustration, when my thing is premature
so let me try again, my sweet, let me kiss you on the neck
and in the light of morning you will still have my respect
we'll get into a rhythm, baby, a-one-a-two-a-three
if this feels much better can we do it frequently?
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I thought this was great. The idea was clever and there were lots of good jokes.
"a little more than tigers not as often as a bat" made me chuckle.
"a little more than tigers not as often as a bat" made me chuckle.
. . . all I can say, Sir, is that this is most MalcomEsque!
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