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Song Parodies -> "Ugly Now That You're Older"

Original Song Title:

"Put Your Head On My Shoulders"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Anka

Parody Song Title:

"Ugly Now That You're Older"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

ugly now that you're older,,,,
wrinkled jelly arms,
hold me
suck on lucky charms,
gummly,
tell me that I'm ugly too...

put your teeth in the glass, dear,
effervescent pills,
maybe
you'll grow another bunch
show me,
all your gummy sucked in looks

people rub those creams right in,
but age comes any way,
a fountain of youth
begins with a tooth,
you're uglier every day

ugly now that you're older,
menopausal skin,
baby
quite opaque and thin,
maybe
makeup helps a little here..

ugly now that you're older,,,,
wrinkled jelly arms,
hold me
suck on lucky charms,
gummly,
tell me that I'm ugly too...

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Michael Pacholek - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment
"I'm so young and you're so old, this my darling I've been told, I don't care just what they say..." OK, now he cares. Five for the performance, four for turning a Paul Anchor song on its (bald) head.
Adagio - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Oooh...several comments...really good, ewwww, and kimda mean. :D 5's
Adagio - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Oops...kimda=kinda

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