well bless my soul what's wrong with me?
I cooked a little poultry but it just came to me
what would they say if I mixed thebirds up,
they said huh? they all took ducks

well they're wet and tasty and hard to beat,
people love to chew on their little webbed feet
tastes a little gamey, sometimes chicken sucks
they said what? they all took ducks

well please don't ask me 'bout the stuffing fill,
I used the greased head and a cheese grated bill
the sauce is boiled up from the scum in the pond,
and the pepper is duck-druff what else could you want?

so please take a seat and we'll have a meal
no beef or cow, fish or plant, this is real
killed by a van, it's now duck-au truck
I just love a muddy duck


well please don't ask me 'bout the stuffing fill,
I used the greased head and a cheese grated bill
the sauce is boiled up from the scum in the pond,
and the pepper is duck-druff what else could you want?