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Song Parodies -> "Healthy Pitas"

Original Song Title:

"Lovely Rita"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Healthy Pitas"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

healthy pitas we have made
healthy pitas we have made
healthy pitas we have made
look at the stuff between there
now we can start to show your heart the way
when I was a greasy eater, never liked to eat a pita
always had a burger, in that little white bag..
getting fat, I felt much older,
droopy gut, and slouchy shoulders,
never again look like a military man

healthy pitas, when they're made
make you go pooh repeatl-y
loosie and free
you sit there endlessly...

took a bite, of one for dinner,
and I felt a little thinner,
then I thought I'd really like to eat one again

with the fill, the lettuce made it,
just a buck, I quickly paid it
eat it with a cracker or a melba or two
oh healthy pitas I have made
where would I be without you?
give me a drink and I will just have two

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