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Song Parodies -> "Two Lattes"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Jay Way"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Two Lattes"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

fifteen bucks for two lattes
and I think I've lost my way
they'll be ready soon they said
god I hope before I'm dead
please don't be long,
please don't mix them up wrong
please don't be long or I may be a creep
almost two hours worth of bucks
it's a rip in this starbucks
I've bought cheaper cuts of meat
but they're good, so I'll repeat
please don't be long,
please don't mix them up wrong
please don't be long or I may be a creep
two biscottis pleas to go
as I fork out mucho dough
waste my paycheck in this way
every week on dumb lattes

please don't be long,
please don't mix them up wrong
please don't be long or I may be a creep
please don't be long,
please don't mix them up wrong
please don't be long,
please don't mix them up wrong
please don't be long,
please don't mix them up wrong
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Michael Pacholek - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you for not rhyming "lattes" with "double shot-ays," "pilates" and "hotties" like Madonna did.
Kristof Robertson - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
this was fun, Malky. 555

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