Manuel is hiding tonight on a train
I can see the I.N.S gearing for pain
oh and I can see Manual wave adios
yes his name is manual, and he smells a little gross.

they will deport him if he does get seen
Manual says it's the best State that he's ever been
oh and he shouyld know, he's fled there enough
yes now they know Manual, his fingerprints have touched

Manual my mother is older than thee
do you still taste the beans or the taco type heel?
your s are refried but you eat more than I
manuel, why'd you fart..in the face of that guy?

Manuel is sneaking across yet again
we can see the spanish guys run 'cross the plain
on and I can see manual waving goodbye
yes, it looks like Manuel, yeah he got tackled by three guys
God, that poor guy manuel, they hit his mouth , punched his eyes..