the little cage was reeling, from myna birds
taught to speak they were my myna birds
I cleaned the cage out, bird poop down under
when I was cleaning

they're the best my little. myna bird
scream in the morning she's my myna bird
I cleaned the cage out, bird poop down under
when I was cleaning under

I once had pigeons, and a little sparrow
now I look at my myna bird
I could pretend I didn't eat those chicks
when I look at my myna bird

bit me with it's beak and then KAPOW
visions of sandwiches in my head
plans for each of them
it's in my bed

my little myna bird
you shouldn't mess with me
I'll squash you with my car
I'll throw the television
I'll rip your wings in two
I'll pluck you then you'll feed the world

and if you get excited,
my little myna bird says
oh baby just you suck my beak
she says shh-sshh