she's big, just big boned
almost a postal zone
she's big, pudge, round, ample pounds

and somehow I can't believe
how a thing like this could happen
metabolism's wrong
as she shovels all that crap in

cause she's so wide,
high and pudgy, but she's lovely
she's so high, so syonara just go bark
and then just bite me
she's so wide, wide and pudgy

first foods are carbo free
dessert's a priority
she'll eat the rest of everything

what could a guy like me ever really offer?
she's perfectly round you see, but me that doesn't bother

cause she's so wide,
high and pudgy, but she's lovely
she's so high, so syonara just go bark
and then just bite me
she's so wide, wide and pudgy

she calls delivery
a pizza was made fot three
cause what she eats is so unreal

and somehow I can't believe
that things like this could happen
chewing at lightning speed
both her gums a flappin,

cause she's so wide,
high and pudgy, but she's lovely
she's so high, so syonara just go bark
and then just bite me
she's so wide, wide and pudgy

cause she's so wide,
high and pudgy, but she's lovely
she's so high, so syonara just go bark
and then just bite me
she's so wide, wide and pudgy