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Song Parodies -> "We'll Take Surrender ( The New French National Anthem)"

Original Song Title:

"The Great Pretender"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Platters

Parody Song Title:

"We'll Take Surrender ( The New French National Anthem)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

oh yes, we can take surrender,
whenever some guys, try invade
we'll kiss their butts, as we whine so much
it's lonely when you're second grade

oh yes, we can take surrender
the germans, the reds, how bout you?
we're gutless dogs, and non fighting frogs,
now nato doesn't like us too

too real was the feel of blitzkreig
too real, then we'd kneel, cause our spine can't congeal

oh yes, we can take surrender,
don't fly over our precious space
as moammar ducks, lybia sends trucks,
I wonder should we surrender yet again..

too real was the feel of blitzkreig
too real, then we'd kneel, cause our spine can't congeal

oh yes, we can take surrender,
don't fly over our precious space
as moammar ducks, lybia sends trucks,
I wonder should we surrender yet again..


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malcolm higgins - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
aha... my gremlin is a fench lover??? typical great for a surgeon though... no guts, no heart, no spine,. and if necessary, their asses and heads are interchangeable..
Alexis - November 23, 2020 - Report this comment
Go to Hell, sir. Each people who insult my great-grandfather should die !

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