I used to worry a lot would it get furry or not?
I used to check it almost every day
I just couldn't get it, I'm married I quit it
I just shouldn't carry on this way
I think I did some damage, Iknow it's true
didn't know I was so randy till I found you

put up some resistance
now it's out, it's a long one
stretch it out it's total distance
yes, my love, it's a strong one

people talkin about it, they got nothin else to do
when my shorts ride low, and it still droops through
it's a long one
ooh I guess you know it now a long one

you know I don't understand why it never got much better
guess that's why there is just one and not two
I won the "longest one in Houston baby"
couldn't hold a candle guess who?
I don't show it for love, I just show it for money
I will have it for life, domyou think I'd love to honey?

I can never fake it,
when it's out, it's a long one
baby can you take it,
we'll find out in the long run
I know you won't fake it
no you can't you're the wrong one
it's bowed, but it aint breakin,
los of blood, my body's shakin,
it's a long one
ooh I want to tell you it's a long one