fork on the left, the teacher said,
the knife goes there, right by your hand
started drinkin, got to thinkin..
I am such a non baseless man..

it wasn't the words that she said to me
that night discussing paper napkins
wasn't having fun, couldn't eat my bun
but the soup was nice, a turkey baler..

she made me think that prissy and neat
would make her seem less critical
can't take no more this week I won't be so sweet
sometimes I think that manners are mythical

hear what she's sayin' don't get so down
rudeness everywhere she made a nice life
rudeness rudeness, draggin me down
then she lit a candle for this night sublime..

sit nice, up right, you got potential that I'm like
who's this crazy chick I found?
while she points my wrongs, she's quite polite...

I had my eighth champagne now my wineglass is dry
it numbs you, gets her out of my mind
I'm thinkin goodbye baby, baby goodbye
oops.. lost my mind...

carrots are crap, onions surreal
hope you're not gonna kiss me now baby
need some help to find my automobile
hope it's better we'll eat meat again babe

sit nice, up right, you got potential that I'm like
who's this crazy chick I found?
while she points my wrongs, she's quite polite...
while she points my wrongs she's quite polite..