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Song Parodies -> "Zest"

Original Song Title:

"Blessed"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Zest"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

hey you, when you get out of bed,
you havent washed yet,
your bad smells have yet to be shed,
and I swear, you need, zest

I know cheap soap makes you clean
that irish stuff's green..
and some ivory snow will clean,
I digress.. you need zest

and if you use zest, you'll smell your best,
I promise you that
just rub it onto your thighs,
then you loofah your back
I promise you that I promise you that I promise you that
you need zest..

you need to, before you grow mould
use water not cold
just to rinse you your nice look grows..
anyway, just use zest

and if you use zest, you'll smell your best,
I promise you that
just rub it onto your thighs,
then you loofah your back
I promise you that I promise you that I promise you that
you need zest..

you'll need zest

I promise you that I promise you that I promise you that
you'll need zest



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unKnownVotress - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
~Zest be the best ~
Annie - September 03, 2014 - Report this comment
Zestfully awesome! All 5s!

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