margueritas, we have made,
sharing a few between us,
when we get home we slog back quite a few
use the lid, it mixes neater,
as I make a marguerita,
throwing in ingredients, and make quite a few
drink too much you won't get older,
use the ice, and drink them colder
going to the bathroom, when you're drunk and you spew

margueritas, we have made
make them with mucho liquor
when we get drunk
we sleep the night away
we can laugh at folk like PETA
as we drink our margueritas,
watching as they cry and wail over fur
got the stuff, and out I laid it,
in the mixer, I have made it
stuffing in the ice and the stuff that we need
margueritas, we have made?
where would I be without you?
gimme a drink, no yet please give me two