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Song Parodies -> "Kissing A Ewe"

Original Song Title:

"Singin The Blues"

Original Performer:

Guy Mitchell

Parody Song Title:

"Kissing A Ewe"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I never felt more like kissing a ewe
so soft and so sweet, smells like a shoe,
she loves me.. why do I do things this way??
I never felt more like lovong a lamb
but I forget.. is she veal or ham?
she loves me.. why does she push me away??

I stayed in the pen with my baby all night
her wool was so warm, she snuggled me tight,
there's something said for loving ewes
I tried seve-e-eral ewes ( several ewes)
the farmer is coming, now I'll run away
but I will return, with her I will stay,
I love ewes. You caught me kissing a ewe

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Stan Hall - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
What I'd say to "your baby" is "If I were ewe, I'd push him away, too, if he though I was either a pig's ass or a young cow." You should feel sheepish for having done that. OTOH, were you sheepisher, you likely never would've. 5s for the parody, and a pass, this time, for livestock insults. :-)
littleEWEcakes - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . Careful Sir Malcolm . . . on the surface this seems cute . . . but I sense, there lies a wolf in sheep's clothing . . .

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