Song Parodies -> "The Snipers Took Out Three"

Original Song Title:

"A Pirate's Life For Me"

Original Performer:

"The Snipers Took Out Three"

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The Lyrics

to Ricjard Phillips a true american hero, and the unbelieveable SEALS, as always among the best in the world at what they do!! 1-2-3-4- pitates on the ocean floor 5-6-7-8 hostage ships they liberate!!

Yo ho, yo ho, the snipers took out three
their pillage blunder, with rifle, they shoot
think now, me 'earties, yo ho
they kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
think now, me 'earties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, the pirate count was three
We exalt the snipers no flinch, fight back
drink now, me 'earties, yo ho
Maersk will now sizzle thier cargo on track
shoot up the baddies yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, the snipers took out three
they didn't get far, their action's not right
sink down you baddies, yo ho
the SEALS sitting pretty the captain's all right
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho

they're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves
sink now, baddies!, yo ho
they're devils and black sheep, really the dregs
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, the pirate's end was sweet
We're ramsom igniters, ne'er-do-well bads
sink now, me 'earties, yo ho
Aye, but america comes and they deal with these cads
sink now ya baddies!! yo ho

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Timmy1000 - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment

Yes they did - time for a replay of taking out the Barbary Coast pirates from centuries ago.

Patrick - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment

I never thought I'd have such a disagreement with my brother over how to deal with Somali pirates. He says we should hang them. I think we should toss them overboard to the sharks.

Andria - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment

Great job here, Malcolm, and the 1-bombs aren't deserved in this case. If it were up to me, U.S. and other United Nations countries' ships and military vessels should have at least two rocket-propelled grenade launchers mounted on each side of the deck, one on the bow and two at the stern, merchant vessels should have naval or Coast Guard accompaniment, and any pirate ship should be sent to Davey Jones' Locker upon sight. Kudos on the SEALS mention (a good friend was a SEAL for quite some time), and here are some well-deserved 5s.

Malcolm Higgins - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment

Patrick, hang them over the side, half in and half out of the sharks.. compromise here..Thanks Andria. Seals like my Mother country's SAS... best guys in the world. TRUE HEROES

Mark Scotti - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment

Great job, Malcolm and right you are, those SEALS are true heroes!!!

Tommy Turtle - April 15, 2009 - Report this comment

Wow, so *this* is the quality of which you're capable: Excellent target, excellent execution (mwahaha!). 555+, and more on this quality level, please!

Patrick: How 'bout hang them at two ends: toenails and hair, just above the water, with only their genitals within the sharks' reach?

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