the doctor, the surgeon,
see them yes I'm urgin'
a real one, no scammer, they will fix the hammer they'll fix ya

at the end of your knees,
you have got a hammertoe
and you just have to know, that it'll make you fall
like a triple thumb hand,
extra digit, club foot man,
baby that's just the rub,
they can fix it with scalpel in hand..
remove yout hammertoe

the toenail, the digit, really far too rigid,
the axis, phalaxis, they can fix with axes,
amputo, replace-o maybe with a new toe,
ooh I wanna fix your hammertoe
your sandals then will look so pretty, oh
that's why you gotta go
and fix your hammertoe

go fix your feet, podiatristic treat

you'll go sleepily then the plantar surgery
as you lie, they'll fix a little birth deformity
and then the very night
walk straight and stand all right
that sleepy look in your eye
you're still anaesthesia high
you fixed your hammertoe


the toenail, the digit, really far too rigid,
the axis, phalaxis, they can fix with axes,
amputo, replace-o maybe with a new toe,
ooh I wanna fix your hammertoe
your sandals then will look so pretty, oh
that's why you gotta go
and fix your hammertoe

what a prince you now leave nice footprints

everybody knows,
a little thing like hammertoe
now you paople all should go
and they can fix up you all
remove your hammertow

the toenail, the digit, really far too rigid,
the axis, phalaxis, they can fix with axes,
amputo, replace-o maybe with a new toe,
ooh I wanna fix your hammertoe
your sandals then will look so pretty, oh
that's why you gotta go
and fix your hammertoe
the toenail, the digit, really far too rigid,
the axis, phalaxis, they can fix with axes,
amputo, replace-o maybe with a new toe,
ooh I wanna fix your hammertoe
your sandals then will look so pretty, oh
that's why you gotta go
and fix your hammertoe