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Song Parodies -> "After Your "shrubbing""

Original Song Title:

"After The Lovin"

Original Performer:

Elgelbert Humperdinck

Parody Song Title:

"After Your "shrubbing""

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

to all the lefties who vote 5's on anti bush crap, the stuff that made this site famouse among other things, gebbie dibson, pooh head, bor, and the left cronies, kiss my canadian butt. When I read 8 years of anti bush stuff. Boy you can sling it. Get ready for four years of payback. and payback's a beeeyotch. Insults and sad comments are fuel to my lefty hating fire.
you you think I'm a creep?
after your "shrubing"?
well I'll have to slambama today
and I hope you will hear all the words
your messiah has to say

it's so hard to explain
all the fun that I'm feeling
all the no names comments that decry
that they love him so much
but the sound of the left, is a whine

it's inspiring me..
and I'll just go write me one
your whines are turning me
into someone....

your messiah ain't deep,
and after your "shrubbing"
you voted in these stupid guys
and the egg on your face
looks so real but commies I despise

and I know your messiah
isn't saying anything true
oh, and after your "shrubbing"
sadly, neither are you

so you think I'm a creep,
after your "shrubbing"
well now I'm focused and politicized
and the bailouts and wealth and the tax
that he brings make me cry..

and I know that he's wrong,
I'm not sayin anything new..
oh but after your "shrubbin"
I'm taking aim at you

after your "shrubbing"......
my gun is aimed at you..........

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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 21

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marcus - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment
What? No comments from our left-leaning amigos? Bwahahahaaa! Keep up the good work, Higgins. 5-5-5
marcus - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment
BTW Malcolm, what happened to The-One-Whos-Name-Shall-Not-Be-Mentioned? You know, rhymes with "MILLION BONG"? He sure has been quiet lately, LOL.
Your Mom - April 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Okay, you're going WAY too far here. If this is a threat against the people who dislike your stuff, then it should be ruled as grounds for banishment from the site.
Stephen Harrington - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I've been wondering. You say your Canadian. Did you move to the U.S.? (Just curious because of your U.S. based political parodies)
malcolm higgins - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
nope, still in Toronto, but would love to move to the U.S.A I love the people. No such thing as an "ugly american " in my eyes. Just a writer with a subject to bash for a while, Mr. Obama. nothing personal..
Your Mom - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, but the bashing is getting rather old already. However i'm glad you had something nice to say about the american people in general.
Stephen Harrington - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, okay. I just wondered as I never seen anyone do U.S. political parodies that was in different country.(Usually they're U.S. born or became a citizen)
Andria - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
This is pretty good as far as attack parodies go: no parodists mentioned by name in the parody lyrics, but attack parodies are NOT allowed on AmIRight, nor on Whatfreaks. When I first started writing parodies on a semi-regular basis, Malcolm's parodies were pretty good but not of the same quality as, say, AFW's or John Barry's, but they have degenerated into what seem to be Linda Terhune-influenced works that are not particularly well-paced or pleasant. Here are some 1s, and good day to you.

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