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Song Parodies -> "Itsy Bitsy Awed And Shocky Smelly Little Dark Iraqi"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Awed And Shocky Smelly Little Dark Iraqi"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

he was afraid to come out of the bunker
just as nervous as he could be
he was afraid to come out of the bunker
afraid that a target he'd be
one two three four, bomb iraq a little more

he was an ..
itsy bitsy awed and shocky smelly little dark iraqi
that we saw for the first time today
itsy bitsy awed and shocky smelly little dark iraqi
so in the bunker he wanted to stay
one two three four, second strike we blow up more

he was afraid to come out in the open
so under his camel he's sit
he was afraid to come out in the open,
he really is a useless piece of S**t
one two three four, bomb iraq a little more

he was an ..
itsy bitsy awed and shocky smelly little dark iraqi
that we saw for the first time today
itsy bitsy awed and shocky smelly little dark iraqi
so in the bunker he wanted to stay
one two three four, second strike we blow up more

now he's set fire to the rest of the oil wells
and he has missiles that he'd denied
and the u.n bought nonsense that he sells
we'll be better off if he died
one two three four, bomb iraq a little more

he was an ..
itsy bitsy awed and shocky smelly little dark iraqi
that we saw for the first time today
itsy bitsy awed and shocky smelly little dark iraqi
so in the bunker he wanted to stay
one two three four, second strike we blow up more

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Stray Pooch - March 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I just love it when someone takes a long drawn-out phrase and comes up with a parody match for it. And you worked in "Shock and Awe" so effectively! That was just brilliant! Great job!
Alpha Skua - November 11, 2019 - Report this comment
See him run POW,BAM,KA-BOOM

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