Song Parodies -> A Cow Forever
| Original Song Title: | "It's Now Or Never" |
| Original Performer: | Elvis Presley |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Cow Forever" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
some of us have ex wives...as inspirations
a cow forever..
your pants are tight
your big butt farting
it's just not right
you wallow in mud every day
a cow forever..
what do you weigh??
when I first saw you
eat that steak so tender
all ketchup slathered
and freshly slaughtered
you spent your lifetime
you were once a size nine..
now you're a steer
you just drink beer so fast
a cow forever..
your pants are tight
your big butt farting
it's just not right
you wallow in mud every day
a cow forever..
what do you weigh??
gut like a pillow
ripple waving motion
food is your love
and sugar coated potions
your lips ingest it
let your hands caressed it..
for who knows when
you'll eat again this way
your pants are tight
your big butt farting
it's just not right
you wallow in mud every day
a cow forever..
what do you weigh??
when I first saw you
eat that steak so tender
all ketchup slathered
and freshly slaughtered
you spent your lifetime
you were once a size nine..
now you're a steer
you just drink beer so fast
a cow forever..
your pants are tight
your big butt farting
it's just not right
you wallow in mud every day
a cow forever..
what do you weigh??
gut like a pillow
ripple waving motion
food is your love
and sugar coated potions
your lips ingest it
let your hands caressed it..
for who knows when
you'll eat again this way
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