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Song Parodies -> "Dry Heaves"

Original Song Title:

"Why Me?"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Dry Heaves"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I guess we used to be the drunken ones
good times were had by everyone
my head was spinning there
my puke went everywhere
and sure enough, way late that night
my "chuck" came up all right
please help me fine a throne
my lunch is up not staying down

big bits came, some came slow,
and in between you gasp and breathe
you flush , you know,
now it seems strange, I'm so unsure
there's nothing lately coming through
you cry is there a nurse for you,
cause nothing will come out,
it's just air every day
you know you've puked it up,
and now you hear them say..
dry heaves dry heaves..

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