it's a little bit funny, this being outside
I'm not one of those, who accept it inside
I write them quite funny and this is my bid
the number one house is where my songs should live

if I was a loser, but folks, it ain't so
or a man who takes failure and lets old John go..
I like him so much, but now the best I can do
is write lots more songs and keep him at "two"

and you can tell, everybody,these are my songs
some may be quite simple but.. they will be done
I hipe you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
that I put down in words..
how wonderful Chuck is, to publish my words..

I sat on the laptop, kicked off my mind
wrote a few of the verses, with some funny lines
and my mind's been quite drunk when I wrote this song
it's for people like you that I will go on

so if you were fretting, see me at two.....
your fears now forgotten, I'm back, John is through
write of the things but not be mean
you are the sweetest guys and that I mean