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Song Parodies -> "Zen"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

zen, a state of mind I'm looking for
meditate and contemplate some more
intuition lets me find
that magic state of mind
it's true, my friend, I'll be
in zen state endlessly
(In zen state endlessly

zen, can be attained most anywhere
close your eyes and you can feel yourself going there
open up somewhere in your mind,
and close your wet behind
it's something you should know
a magic place to go
( a magic place to go)

I used to chant, Ohm mow lii
never cuss, honestly
I used to chant, Ohm mow lii
never cuss, honestly

zen,most people can't find anywhere
there is emptiness beneath their hair
I can go there any time,
I just release my mind
and everyone should know
your inner self will grow

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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alvin - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
dig it...much better than the OS
2Eagle - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, you lose your mind, all right. Close your wet behind??
MrMacphisto - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Closing your wet behind is a good idea if you're a prepubescent boy near Michael Jackson, but I digress... Excellent job, 5-5-5

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