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Song Parodies -> "Whoodid You Shoot? (the John Lee Malvo Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Rooty Toot Toot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Whoodid You Shoot? (the John Lee Malvo Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I learned what I sure had to know
a sniper should hide not show
I knew the place to go
drove by, and shot that first guy, down he goes
it was like a a picnic,
we drove on down the road

whoodid you shoot?
whoodid you shoot?
we had a hole in the trunk
and from there I would shoot
firin my new rifle through the trunk I could look
learnin and killin.. whoodid you shoot?

we parked by a market,
I started to fire
stretched out and layin, inside of the car
I saw them get hit,
I read all the news
and saw that nice p'liceman,
he was a "moose"
he said "you shot some people out there"
I'm at the end of my rope
so give yourselves up
you ain't got a hope

whoodid you shoot?
whoodid you shoot?
we had a hole in the trunk
and from there I would shoot
firin my new rifle through the trunk I could look
learnin and killin.. whoodid you shoot?

we hid there all day,
we both got us some real good kill plans
we thought that was ok.
we would kill every man
we was gettin ready to stake out that place
that Virginia state trooper he got in my face
he said " I know you done wrong, he said
and once he colled down, he was ok
suspects were white men,
that's all they would say


whoodid you shoot?
whoodid you shoot?
we had a hole in the trunk
and from there I would shoot
firin my new rifle through the trunk I could look
learnin and killin.. whoodid you shoot?

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Michael Pacholek - November 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Fortunately, he did not shoot either the sheriff or the deputy.

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