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Song Parodies -> "Don't Cook Crack"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Look Back"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Don't Cook Crack"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

don't cook crack, when you are baking,
it takes too long, it smells anyway
I don't mind if you're just baking,
the dealer's callin', he wants MDA
pcp it takes so long just to visualize
you take it and you enlarge in size
and the sea where I am, has gone golden brown..
hey I'm comin down...
there's the methadone arriving
see beyond my slick conniving,
back again to the old grind...

come on up for the risin, as we drink brown cows
oh I'll leave myself in a spaced out way
was I nose mining,
my high is breaking,
I need more booze now, the coke wore away
I can smell
there's some more time to see the prize
my pcp will not compromise
everything in my life, I need to be on
and this stuff is strong..
ambulance outside arrivin
trauma is to where we're drivin
stand away, you'll wreck my high

don't cook crack
don't cook crack
don't cook crack

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