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Song Parodies -> "Michael Jaskson, Schwarzenegger, All Combined, Mike-was-a-negger"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Bryan Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Jaskson, Schwarzenegger, All Combined, Mike-was-a-negger"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I heard this little off colour joke today.. what do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
mike was-a-negger.. kinda non "p.c." but I laughed anyway
he was afraid to go into the courtroom,
he was as phony as he could be
he was afraid to go out in the courtroom
he was afraid that he'd be so guilty

michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
this I heard for the first time today
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
a young black guy he never would stay

he was a fool to out dangle the baby
over the railing so high
but the crowd saw the kid, and not michael
as his skin whiten toner it dried..
one two three four, Michael, change a little more

michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
this I heard for the first time today
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
a young black guy he never would stay
five six seven eight, michael, vitiligo's great

he was afraid to go into the courtroom,
he was as phony as he could be
he was afraid to go out in the courtroom
he was afraid that he'd be so guilty

michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
this I heard for the first time today
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
a young black guy he never would stay

now with Michael, and arnie, the gropers,
California's a geat place to be,
unless you're a kid or assistant,
you'll be felt up sexually
one two three four, Michael change a little more

he was afraid to go into the courtroom,
he was as phony as he could be
he was afraid to go out in the courtroom
he was afraid that he'd be so guilty

michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
this I heard for the first time today
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
a young black guy he never would stay

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 11

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Steve K. - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
A musclebound politician with a complexion the color of liquid paper, and little if any nose. Yikes!
Arnold Jackson - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(Falsetto): Mit de big muskles I'd haf a lot less trouble supduing and raping de little boys, and tings of dat nature.
pussy willow - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
"schwarze" means "black", and "negger" means "neck", in german
MLK - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
A fine way to kick off Black History Month.
2Eagle - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever and the pacing was good. I thought Schwarzenegger meant black and Negro in German. Maybe it means black neck. I will check my German dictionary.
malcolm "X" higgins - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
thought this one would start a shitstorm....sorry m.l.k.
Offender - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, very off-color, although I hadn't really thought to make all of those comparisons before. Also a little off pacing and it ran overlong. All in all, though, pretty funny. It makes me think of James Finn Garner's politically correct alphabet: "...M is a mindset, with bias galore. N was a negro, but not anymore..."
ME - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I am not a fan of either Arnold OR Michael, but this was a very distasteful parody. And, I say that, due to the "n" word being alluded to, even if it was misspelled intentionally. There is absolutely NO need for racial or ethnic slurs, NO MATTER WHAT! The author of the parody is clever and talented, but I know, from reading other parodies of his, he can channel his talents in other directions. Personally, Arnold is a big dope and Michael is a weird pervert, in my opinion. But their race/nationality has nothing to do with their mindsets. True, Michael messed with his skin color, but I attribute that to the obvious mental problems he has, not his race..
Bigot - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Anything for laugh, I guess. Sad.
aubreona - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I thougth this was not cool. Mean and not rigth at all! That only shows how missed some people really are!!

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