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Song Parodies -> "Michael Jaskson, Schwarzenegger, All Combined, Mike-was-a-negger"
Original Song Title:
"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"
Original Performer:
Bryan Hyland
Parody Song Title:
"Michael Jaskson, Schwarzenegger, All Combined, Mike-was-a-negger"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
I heard this little off colour joke today.. what do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
mike was-a-negger.. kinda non "p.c." but I laughed anyway
mike was-a-negger.. kinda non "p.c." but I laughed anyway
he was afraid to go into the courtroom,
he was as phony as he could be
he was afraid to go out in the courtroom
he was afraid that he'd be so guilty
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
this I heard for the first time today
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
a young black guy he never would stay
he was a fool to out dangle the baby
over the railing so high
but the crowd saw the kid, and not michael
as his skin whiten toner it dried..
one two three four, Michael, change a little more
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
this I heard for the first time today
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
a young black guy he never would stay
five six seven eight, michael, vitiligo's great
he was afraid to go into the courtroom,
he was as phony as he could be
he was afraid to go out in the courtroom
he was afraid that he'd be so guilty
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
this I heard for the first time today
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
a young black guy he never would stay
now with Michael, and arnie, the gropers,
California's a geat place to be,
unless you're a kid or assistant,
you'll be felt up sexually
one two three four, Michael change a little more
he was afraid to go into the courtroom,
he was as phony as he could be
he was afraid to go out in the courtroom
he was afraid that he'd be so guilty
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
this I heard for the first time today
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
a young black guy he never would stay
he was as phony as he could be
he was afraid to go out in the courtroom
he was afraid that he'd be so guilty
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
this I heard for the first time today
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
a young black guy he never would stay
he was a fool to out dangle the baby
over the railing so high
but the crowd saw the kid, and not michael
as his skin whiten toner it dried..
one two three four, Michael, change a little more
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
this I heard for the first time today
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
a young black guy he never would stay
five six seven eight, michael, vitiligo's great
he was afraid to go into the courtroom,
he was as phony as he could be
he was afraid to go out in the courtroom
he was afraid that he'd be so guilty
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
this I heard for the first time today
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
a young black guy he never would stay
now with Michael, and arnie, the gropers,
California's a geat place to be,
unless you're a kid or assistant,
you'll be felt up sexually
one two three four, Michael change a little more
he was afraid to go into the courtroom,
he was as phony as he could be
he was afraid to go out in the courtroom
he was afraid that he'd be so guilty
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
this I heard for the first time today
michael jackson, schwarzenegger, all combined mike-was-a-negger
a young black guy he never would stay
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A musclebound politician with a complexion the color of liquid paper, and little if any nose. Yikes!
(Falsetto): Mit de big muskles I'd haf a lot less trouble supduing and raping de little boys, and tings of dat nature.
"schwarze" means "black", and "negger" means "neck", in german
A fine way to kick off Black History Month.
Clever and the pacing was good. I thought Schwarzenegger meant black and Negro in German. Maybe it means black neck. I will check my German dictionary.
thought this one would start a shitstorm....sorry m.l.k.
Yes, very off-color, although I hadn't really thought to make all of those comparisons before. Also a little off pacing and it ran overlong. All in all, though, pretty funny. It makes me think of James Finn Garner's politically correct alphabet: "...M is a mindset, with bias galore. N was a negro, but not anymore..."
I am not a fan of either Arnold OR Michael, but this was a very distasteful parody. And, I say that, due to the "n" word being alluded to, even if it was misspelled intentionally. There is absolutely NO need for racial or ethnic slurs, NO MATTER WHAT! The author of the parody is clever and talented, but I know, from reading other parodies of his, he can channel his talents in other directions. Personally, Arnold is a big dope and Michael is a weird pervert, in my opinion. But their race/nationality has nothing to do with their mindsets. True, Michael messed with his skin color, but I attribute that to the obvious mental problems he has, not his race..
Anything for laugh, I guess. Sad.
I thougth this was not cool. Mean and not rigth at all! That only shows how missed some people really are!!
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