Song Parodies -> "Whale Steak"

Original Song Title:

"Jailbreak"

Original Performer:

"Whale Steak"

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The Lyrics

I make no apologies for being at the top of the food chain.. as democrats make none for being bottom feeders at the character buffet

there was a dolphin death by murder,
and the butcher knives came out
the kitchen got so bloody
it was "cut whale steaks don't pout..
I said.. there's something hiding inside here
it ain't skin and bone
I like flippers and blub hangs
I'm takin some to go home

I'm gonna make a whale steak
and a cow didn't have to die
gonna make a whale steak
watch as PETA cries..

over the flame it cooked for me
and with the sauce tastes wonder'fully
fresh from the sea..

whale steak try it with a beer
whale steak.. have no fears
whale steak.. cooked more than I can take
whale steak...yum

I thought I'd seen a flipper bein fooled with
by a whaling man
harpoon down, winch it up
with a gun in your hand
water flying everywhere
dolphin starts to scream
then the mammal on the ground
with a hole in it's body where it's blubber's been

over the flame it cooked for me
and with the sauce tastes wonder'fully
fresh from the sea..

whale steak try it with a beer
whale steak.. have no fears
whale steak.. cooked more than I can take
whale steak...yum

heartbeat.. it was failin
flipper, he was ailing
gill nets, harpoons, rifles firin..
now get the guts out....

whale steak.. whale steak

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Andria - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment

Excellent change of pace from your usual political parodies, and this is more like what you initially made your name here on AmIRight with. I would eat whale meat if I could somehow avoid being jailed or thrown into molten lava by animal-rights activists, and I heard that it tastes just like beef if the seawater is leached out somehow, thus taking away the fishiness. 5s.

McKludge - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment

Dammit! I was gonna do this to Thin Lizzie's Jailbreak. But it was going to go a different direction, so maybe I still will.

But come on, Mal. The democrat statement in your top comment was just stupid.

Mark Scotti - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment

That's one of my favorite Thin Lizzy songs as well(very underplayed on the radio..) LOL on this whale of a tale, Malcolm!!!

Malcolm Higgins - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment

Andria, it tastes like bumble bee tuna.. the "chicken" of the sea..I used to have an inuit friend in Ontario ( eskimo for those more.. ahem southern folk) and his family sent seal and whale blubber down frozen now and then to remind him of the north where he grew up. It is actually very unique. Thanks for the plug.

UnKnownEskimo - May 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Hey there Lord HiGUNs (aka EskimoJoe) , never tried Seal or Whale, but did bite into Racoon once, shot here on the Campagna; it's called Cowboy steak !

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