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Song Parodies -> "Funny... ( I'll Miss You)"

Original Song Title:

"Honey"

Original Performer:

Bobby Goldsboro

Parody Song Title:

"Funny... ( I'll Miss You)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

feed the chipper, blood is thrown,
the cutting blades have run too long,
a body's big...
she laughed at me, I blew my stack,
then I made a knife attack, now I have to dig
and when the first blows came
she ran out to rush to get away
but then she died
went running out, all excited
damn, I almost hurt myself
and laughed as she cried

she was always kinda mean, fat of ass,
and not too lean, so she had to go
she had lots of guts so bloody
kept me up all night to clean, thought you should know
and now that I have murdered her
and know i know that it feels so great
feel like God, you know
she was lying there and dying,
over some big ass slash and cut off toes

and funny, I'll miss you
but this feels so good
I'll send others with you
I now think I should

I got her best friend in the sack
hit her with a mighty whack,
and snapped her neck
though I pretended hard to be
upset, I was so filled with glee
ah, what the heck...
I killed her unexpectedly,
they ridiculed me needlessly
each and every day
I knew one day what that would bring
a forceful rage, and everything
and she's die that day

and funny, I'll miss you
but this feels so good
I'll send others with you
I now think I should

one day when I was quickly coming home
my mom in law was all alone
in the living room,
now she too is a memory it's funny
she was killed with her own flight broom
now they're gone I'll turn the page
I've begged to god, I've really prayed
I've smartened up
I've killed the demons in my head
and put my inner hate to bed
and now I love....

see my flowers, how they've grown,
what's underneath, is skin and bone,
but what the hay...
she laughed and died, the others too,
it's in the past, I skated too,
no D.N.A

and funny, I'll miss you
but this feels so good
I'll send others with you
I now think I should

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Michael Pacholek - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This is a very disturbing trend, Malcolm. You haven't, by any chance, opened a motel with your mother, have you? On the other hand, "Honey" is so bad, the most ridiculous and unctuous song to hit Number 1in the classic-rock era, that it demands a parody like this. Just remember, it's better to receive fives out of respect than out of fear.
MasonR - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
If ever an OS deserved to be mutilated, cut up into little bits and thrown to the dogs, "Honey" is it. I feel less queasy reading this parody than listening to the original. 555
AFW - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Violently funny

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