Song Parodies -> Brand New Me
| Original Song Title: | "Brand New Key" |
| Original Performer: | Melanie |
| Parody Song Title: | "Brand New Me" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
I rode my tricycle past your office last night
I rolled skated past the door at daylight
I know I'm young for plastic surgery
I'm flat to the bone, and you got something I need
well I want a brand new pair of mammaries,
put in with surgery
I think that I will die if I have to wait for nature, puberty
I been waiting around a while
you got something for me
oh I want a brand new pair of mammaries,
I'll be a brand new me
d cups I'd like a c is great, to stick out far
I hope they last, there would be tiny scars
for somebody just my size
I'd go all around the world
hear people say "look at the nuts on that girl
oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah
I asked my mother for a medical loan
she said why? in a mommy like tone
I know I'm young for plastic surgery
I'm flat to the bone, and you got something I need
well I want a brand new pair of mammaries,
put in with surgery
I think that I will die if I have to wait for nature, puberty
I been waiting around a while
you got something for me
oh I want a brand new pair of mammaries,
I'll be a brand new me
I rolled skated past the door at daylight
I know I'm young for plastic surgery
I'm flat to the bone, and you got something I need
well I want a brand new pair of mammaries,
put in with surgery
I think that I will die if I have to wait for nature, puberty
I been waiting around a while
you got something for me
oh I want a brand new pair of mammaries,
I'll be a brand new me
d cups I'd like a c is great, to stick out far
I hope they last, there would be tiny scars
for somebody just my size
I'd go all around the world
hear people say "look at the nuts on that girl
oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah
I asked my mother for a medical loan
she said why? in a mommy like tone
I know I'm young for plastic surgery
I'm flat to the bone, and you got something I need
well I want a brand new pair of mammaries,
put in with surgery
I think that I will die if I have to wait for nature, puberty
I been waiting around a while
you got something for me
oh I want a brand new pair of mammaries,
I'll be a brand new me
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